Captivating Wisteria

Cursed Dice (3d6)

When a die is rolled, a wound opens in the hand of the roller, and creates one gil per number rolled on the die. When more than one die is rolled between multiple people, the lowest takes the damage and the highest gets the coin.
Blood loss cannot be healed via magical means, only mundane. Roller can die from too much blood loss.

Earrings of Reconnaissance

Earrings that only you can hear, that tells you about your surroundings.
However, it only talks about things it doesn't like.

Brooch of Water Coven

Allows the wearer and only the wearer to walk on water for up to ten minutes at a time. If the wearer is still standing on water after the ten minutes have passed, they will sink slowly into the water like quicksand if they are still standing on it. This quicksand effect will last until the wearer leaves the water or they drown and prevents only the wearer from swimming.
Three days are needed to recharge the brooch before the effect is able to be reused.

Bounding Cloak

Upon putting the cloak on, the wearer feels lighter and moves faster when climbing. Even when carrying larger loads, they don't feel the weight as much.
However, every night at midnight, even if they only used the cloak briefly, long hair grows thickly over their entire body.

Alextra's Scimitar of Justice

This weapon is powerful, giving the wielder an edge in combat and increasing their damage so that even the toughest of foes are felled in only a few blows. Sharp and deadly, the blade never loses its edge and never needs to be sharped. And even when faced against horrors, the wielder is confident and calm in any situation.
However, the more the blade is used over time, the more that the wielder begins to see enemies and then even allies as monstrous abominations.
Once that point has been reached, only a powerful curse removal can separate the wielder from the sword and clear their vision.

Free Sample of
Glimmergum

Next to the organized assortments of vials, pills, and other illegal trappings is an entirely normal looking gumball machine. Each patron is allowed to have a sample and can purchase more of the odd grab bag.Once taken, the user will experience a /random effect for the next two hours.

Succubus Kiss

Slightly larger than a traditional pill, these crystals smell and taste like candies. Soon after ingesting, a warmth pools at the bottom of one's stomach. It spreads throughout the body and soon the user can think of only one thing - pleasure.For the next few hours the user becomes pliable and submissive, wanting only to feel pleasure and give it to others, completely lost to carnal desires.

Causes increases to skin sensitivity, energy, sexual pleasure, and confidence. Also causes longer lasting sexual encounters.Repeated use will cause increased libido and hunger from extra activity. Mild addiction could happen if overdosed due to pleasurable nature.

They come in many flavors:

Scurva

Made from an unusual combination of plants, including moon daisies and isleberries, these red pills are a powerful stimulant. Increased reaction speed and energy is typical for most users.Two pills will last an average sized Spoken eight hours but leave them tired and sore afterwards.
Rest is recommended after effects wear off.Overuse will result in nosebleeds, body shakes, and sluggishness.

Winter's Breath

A thick, almost syrup-like potion with an icy, minty fragrance. Upon consumption, produces a sense of intense euphoria, temporarily granting heightened senses, and a false feeling of invincibility.A half vial of this elixir provides a three-hour experience, while a full vial extends this heightened state to nearly eight hours.Repeated uses too frequently will cause the user to require more and more sleep after each dosing.

Tranquil

A powerful herbal tea that grants intense hallucinations and vivid daydreams. User is prevented from concentrating too hard on any one thing, their mind swirling with ideas and visions.If a full cup of tea is ingested, the effects last three hours. If only the the tea's vapors are inhaled, the effects are only for one hour but the results are not as intense.

Custom Cigarettes

Heretical Tomes

The Dragonsong War left many things behind, including tomes and journals from the cultists. Many Ishgardian nobles were in a rush to get rid of any incriminating trappings, especially before their estates were searched. If you're interested in getting your hands on such things, we may be able to come to an agreement.

Art Forgeries

Needing to have a painting examined to see if you picked up the real thing? Or maybe you need to replace an existing art pieece with a convincing fake to cover your tracks?Either way, we don't ask too many questions and can help you out.

Living Organs

Are you needing a replacement eye?
Looking for an arm that's not Allagan?
The Wisteria has access to most organs you can think of and, if we don't have it, we can always find fresh donations.